When Logging in to my Bank Alt this weekend, I realized I need an intervention. Mostly because I went through all my long-expired auctions (5 days or so) and gathered my monies (12k-ish gold), and when I looked at my bank tabs – I had the thought that I was “running low” on some stuff.

RUNNING LOW?

RUNNING LOW?!?

RUNNING LOW?!1!11!?11one!!eleven?

Here, you take a look and let me know what you think. This is a mash-up of all the tabs and what’s in them.

I don’t really use the ore much anymore, only for the Jewelcrafting daily Cash-Grab, so I guess I was mostly thinking about the flasks. Maybe the Fur. I dunno really.

Also, I know I’m insane based on those last two tabs alone. First off, I’ve named them (craftily) Odds / and Ends. Pretty funny, amirite? And they’re just chock full of CRAP. Sentimental crap, yes, but really – I’m not sure why I’m keeping a lot of it.

A lot of that stuff might look common, but the shark in the second-to-last tab isn’t a “Left Shark“, it’s a “Stuffed Shark Head“.  You’ll notice I have a whole side dedicated to books – some of them pickpocket items only – and a bunch of different rocks.

I’m keeping a “Haunted Memento” forever, and I don’t think you’ll be able to pry the “Dirge’s Kickin’ Chimaerok Chops” out of my cold, dead hands.